Tyrone's oldest lama Kevin McAleer has just been voted 'Ireland's Most Humble Guru' by Mindfulness Magazine for the eighteenth year running. To celebrate this modest achievement, he has announced a majestic national tour of his unique self-awareness seminars for 2019, promising full spiritual enlightenment on the night, or your money back.
It's almost fifty years since Guru McAleer first coined the word 'mindfulness', and he is still coining it today. He achieved global fame and fortune with the bestselling 'How to Turn Your Negative Voices into Imaginary Friends', and has appeared many times on 'Celebrity Zen MasterChef' and as an outspoken judge on 'Tibet's Got Talent.'
McAleer's seminars embrace the ancient wisdom of bananarama yoga, combined with avocado dream therapy, digital sourdough photography, and community singing with dolphins; participants are gently guided to a state of advanced bliss, emptying the mind of all thought, and replacing it with mindless laughter. An evening of divine light entertainment not to be missed.
"Immaculate mastery of language” - The Scotsman
"Will leave your head spinning and your cheeks hurting” - British Comedy Guide
Doors Open: 8:00pm
Commences At: 8:30pm
In advance: €20 / €16
At the door: €22 / €18